Wednesday, October 29, 2008

Oh. It's you.

Well.
Hello, blog.
It's been awhile.
Did you cut your hair? Maybe lose weight? You seem a bit slimmer.
I digress.
I'm really here to talk about... well, the lack of communication between you and me, Blog.
I know, I know, I promised I'd post.
I don't know why I haven't. Things have just been so hectic, what with the waking up in the morning, and the going back to sleep at night. I honestly have not been able to find the time to post a new entry on you, Blog. I've got school until 2:30, and I need at least 6 hours of doing nothing after that.
It's tough on you, I know, but we all need to make sacrifices.
I only got in 5 hours of doing nothing today to post on you! I'd say I've suffered enough, wouldn't you?
Okay, I'm glad you agree with me.
I'll talk to ya later.
Oh, what?
Yeah, sure, I love you too.
Buh-bye.

Wednesday, October 22, 2008

Watch your step as you enter the gangway...

Goooood afternoon, ladies and gentlemen.
This is your Blog Captain speaking.
Our Blog time of departure is... 4:36, Wednesday October 22, and our time of arrival will be approximately.... oh, merde, I don't know.
How long do blogs typically last? Long time, right?
Well, it'll be a long ride, then, folks. I suggest you make yourselves comfortable, maybe grab a soda from the cart that the flight attendants are pushing down the aisle as we speak. Please do not literally "grab" a soda, though, as they're 3 bucks a pop. Expensive, yes, but it's not like there's any OTHER drinks available onboard. Eventually, the thirst will get to you, and you'll shell out 3 dollars for a modest plastic cup of soda, so that's that.
Anyhow.
I expect we'll be experiencing some minor Blog turbulence, as I have no idea what I'm going to write about. Nothing interesting, I'd say. Your Blog Captain doesn't have a particularly interesting life, except for the odd occasion when the toaster catches fire, but that's a rare occurance, and you really can't write about that more than... oh, 3 times or so.
So, you all shall have to bear with me.
I hope it will be a relatively pleasant flight, and that you will fly Air Blog again sometime soon!
Enjoy your expensive soda! Ha!
Captain logging off.